Dear God, Look At What I've Become

Yeah... so I'm sitting here at my computer, looking at video after video of people getting owned, laughing my ass off, totally feeding the dark, sinister recesses of my soul, and posting my favorites for you all to see.

I know what this looks like, but believe me, I do have a life. Shut up, I do so!

Adding Insult to Injury

I don't care how many times I watch this, each time it gets a little funnier.


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Trampoline Biff

And... he's okay!!! Now he can try to fix the fence before his dad gets home.


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Wait for it...

I love the way the coach refuses help and tries to pass off the "I meant to do that" thing. And watch him/her (hard to tell which) try to get up.


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Saw IV Trailer

Loved this. Especially because the dude just lays there forever while his friends laugh hysterically.


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Slippery When Wet

I love this video for so many reasons: the guy totally slips, falls from a height, slams his head, and when his friends go, "Are you okay," he groans, "NOOOO." I know this is the ultimate in evil, but when someone asks if the person who wiped out is okay and that person goes, "No," it just makes me laugh that much harder. Don't ask me why... I can't explain it. But when it happens, I usually laugh until I can no longer breathe.


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Painful Failed Flip Attempt

What makes this one really special is the shameless, evil laughter of this dude's friends. Of course, if I'd been there I would've been laughing my ass off too.


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Failed Dock Jump Attempt

Oh, this is classic. Not only is this poor dork massively humiliated, but he totally racks his nuts. And the slo-mo is priceless.


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Lady Slips on Icy Steps

This is awesome. Check it out:


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Not only does she do the flailing arm thing, but she totally sliiiiiiides on her ass a ways. Beautiful.

I Believe I Can Fly

The biffs on this video are particularly awesome, because they're in slow motion and some of them look oh so painful. The drawback is that it has a gay laugh track. Luckily, my own mean-spirited cackling drowned it out.

Shorts

These are short, but so sweet.

If I Fall Back Down

Lots of wedding faints, but some good, painful biffs.

The First Biff of the Season

I'm driving the kids to school this morning, and I just happen to glance at this guy walking down the sidewalk just as he totally biffs it on the ice.

He totally went down hard. His feet flew out from under him, and if my windows had been down I'm pretty sure I would have heard him go, "Oof," when he hit the ground. I wish my windows had been down. He didn't slide on his ass, which was somewhat disappointing, but watching him try to get up totally made up for it.

The guy's feet kept slipping out from under him while he was trying to get up. It was awesome. He finally managed to get back on his feet, but he looked like an injured, deformed frog as he was getting up. His legs were all shaky and bowed out to the sides.

Here's the horrible part: I found myself feeling just a little bit bad for the guy. Yeah, I totally laughed my ass off, but I felt a little bad doing it. Holy crap, what is happening to me? I cannot have the joy of watching a sweet biff marred by... dare I say it... caring. Am I losing my appreciation for the art of the great winter wipeout? Man, I guess I just gotta toughen up. I cannot allow sympathetic tendencies to spoil my fun.